Rice Writes! Hey that rhymed! xD

[alana]

Okay I write fan fics. They're really not the best as they're really wierd. xD Tell me whatcha think.

Daydream- A twilight FanFicy

I walked in the school. it was 3 pm,the last period of the day, and I was so tired, that I could fallover. I sighed, and then walked in Earth Science, I knew one place I could get away from the tretchorus Lectures Mrs.Jas gave. I put my head on the table, and fell asleep,Course I didn't mean too. I just meant to not pay attention, I never lost anything, I just thought about Jasper,and wrote notes when needed.This was different though, I was like so tired, so I fell asleep! Sigh, In my daydream, I was sitting in science. THEN JASPER JUMPED IN THE WINDOW! I gasped, It seemed so real! I knew I was dreaming though, then Jasper walked over to my seat, and kissed me on the forhead.
I heard "BEATRICE BEATRICE BEATRICE!" I thought it was Jasper,but apperantly it was Mrs.Jas. I embaresdly yelled out, "JASPER?" Then Mrs.Jas replied,"No Beatrice, Jasper isn't real, Its just me your science teacher, -_- I was wondering if you were sleepy." Then every single kid in the classed laughed. Mrs.Jas continued. "YOU NEED TO GET MORE SLEEP!" She slamed her ruler on my desk. Then, she yelled,"PAY ATTENTION!" More kids laughed this time.
Then, the person beside me whispered in my ear, "Rice. Rice. Its me Jasper, I have came to take you into my world of Twilight." Wierdly, everyone heard him, and laughed aloud, then they all taunted me, yelling, "Rice the friendly unicorn, has a very shiney horn, she escapes to the world of vampires, to see a guy named Jasper," They repeated this over, and over again.
I sighed, if only the bell would ring now.Then, I wouldn't have to hear this again. I stared at the clock, my eyes had a blank expression on them,they started watering. The truth was we had thirty more minutes in this class period. I really felt like ditching,and going somewhere where I could be alone to daydream in peace.
Oh My Gosh! I forgot if you felt sick Mrs.jas always let us go home. I walked to her desk holding my stumach. I had to keep the illusion a reality. "Mrs.Jas?" I said sounding sick. She replied,"What Beatrice?" I knew I had to make this the most real part of the illusion. "I- feell sick." I sounded really out of it. "Do you need to call someone?" She asked. "Yes Please," I said sounding sick. She handed me the phone,and I dialed home,my mom said she'd be picking me up soon,so I walked to my locker.
I grabed all of my books, and stuffed them in my bag.I walked to the front office, the lights were off, and there was no one in there. I looked confused, and sat in the chair next to the door, waiting on my mom. A guy was standing across the hall, and stared at me. I thought he looked just like Jasper! I twisted my head around. I was still daydreaming. I knew I was! I was so creeped out I got up,and walked into the multi purpose room across the hall.
I sat in one of the chairs. My heart was beating loudly. It was me alone, but I guess it was better then being made fun of. I took out a notepad, and started doodling. Hmm, what was on my notepad turned out to look like Jasper. I quickly covered up the notepad. I took out a book,and turned to a random page. The book was relunctly Eclipse,and I turned to Jasper's backstory! Why was all this happening to me? Why?
I threw Eclipse across the room. I put my head in my knees. Then, the guy ran over to me, super speedly. I scouted across the long row of chairs. He scouted by me, we continued this pattern, until there were no more chairs.
"Fine I give up," I said to the dude. He smiled at me. "Well Good Beatrice, I really wanted to speak to you." I looked freaked. "Um how do you know my name?" He smiled again. "I know alot about you, you know alot about me." He had Jasper's hair, his accent,his smile, his everything,and he said I knew about him. He must have been Jasper! "JASPER HALE! Oh My Gosh, Your Jasper, I love you!"
He smiled again. "Yes I am Jasper." I looked up from my knees. I pulled out my book. "You. You of all vampires,was turned into a vampire by Maria,found ALICE, and lived with the Cullens, came here out of everywhere on Earth, to boring Georgia." I stoped. He smiled again, "Yes. I wanted to meet my biggest fan!" I smirked,"What about Alice?" Jasper stoood in silence,and frowned.. I wouldn't ask anything else.
His frown turned into a smile, as he saw me. "Would you like to hang out sometime?" I smiled. "Thats a duh!" He laughed and took my hand. He walked me out to his car, I don't think mom would have minded, if I rode in a car with a vampire.
He opened the door for me, and I proudly got in. I smiled,then I coughed." Oh Jasper, I'm soooo sick." He smiled, and kissed me on the forhead. My daydream was becoming a reality. My life would never be the same again,and I knew it!


So um. Yeah. xD Tell me if I should put the second part,even though it gets wierder. O.o

And I also write original stories. This is the first original story I wrote.

My Wierd Life as A Movie Fanatic.
Hello its me. Just me. My name. It is Lylic Antonia Rose. Yup. Its original. My parents were bored I guess. Anyways,lets get along with the story.

I was born in a cave with two walresses. Well not exactly I was accutlly born in the hospital,but I consider my parents walresses. Its just a thing. Pfft, my brother. Hes a cookie monster. Well, in my opionion. He is two years old,and he eats cookies. LIKE EVERYTHING! He eats them daily. It kinda freaks me out,but thats part of life I guess. Well enough about me,as I said before lets get along with the story. Its really interesting.

Three P.M, the last period of the day. Time to get it ON. I figured I would have the ultimate period. My friend were comming over in fifty minutes,and we were going to see the best movie of our generation, The Twilight Saga:Eclipse. I would get in a couple of "oo's" and "Ahhs" when Jasper came on the screen,and hear a bunch of screaming girls when Taylor Lautner popped up. I really thought it would be epic. Boy was I wrong.

"So. Lylic, you excited?" My friend Jessica whispered in my ear,during the boring film in science class. "HECK YEAH!" I immediatly yelled in front of the class. Jess got a chuckle out of it,and so did everyone else. My face turned a bright red,and my science teacher yelled at me. "Great." I mummbled,as I slumped in my chair. Right now,life sucked.

But, it wouldn't for long! The bell rung,and I ran out of class to my locker. Jess followed. Relluctantly, her locker was right next to mine. "Hah,Lylic. That was halarious. Heck Yeah! Do you know how many students laughed at that phrase?" I eyeballed her. I thought the students were laughing AT me,not WITH me. "Um. I thought they were laughing at me?" I said looking down. She replied to me. "Um. No, they were laughing with you." I laughed so hard. It was more of a nervous laugh. Well I really didn't care what went on in science. It was Tuesday ,and we were going to see the premiere of E-C-L-I-P-S-E. "Who cares Jess? Its time to go!" Jess followed me out the door to my mom's car.

We were super anxious. SUPER anxious. We watched tv,did homework,chatted in chat rooms,and did stuff until 9:30. We knew we had to leave to get good seats. So,we got my mom to drive us to the theatre. Jess and I walked in,and sat at the top row. We waited,and waited,and waited. Until finally, the movie started. "WOO!" We both shouted,sitting there.

I would give anything to relive that day. That feeling of excitement in the theatre. I would love to be the center of attention in the theatre like I did. Boy was I wrong. I wouldn't give anything for that,and I knew it.

So,I was sitting there watching the credits,and no one was there. I was sitting with Jess,waiting on my mom,when something fell on my head. It was dust. Yellow dust. It made me sneeze,and it fell all over. Both Jess and I decided that, that was wierd. We were right. I skipped down a couple of rows,followed by Jessica,when my mom walked in the theatre. It was over,done. The movie was over with,and it would probably invade my dreams that night.

Strangly enough it didn't.

"Ahh." I arose the next day,at my usuall time,and got on my computer. I had a shower the night before so, there was no readon to take another one this morning. So, I got on my laptop,and went to a fourm. A rollplay,obviously. I went on the rollplay,and the date said "Tuesday, June 29th" I was living the same day over again!

I didn't know what happened. I hadn't crossed the international dateline,or did anything that would make me relive the same day. What was it? I would'nt find out for a while. I just had to live it out,and I did. However, I knew nothing would ever be the same again. I was right about that.

"To Be Contined"

So what did you think? Should I post the next part to that,or not? Tell me!

[melody]

Lol. xDDD I remember reading this somewhere. On BOTFF I think?

[BLYTHE STORM]

Rice, I should've known that was you by the last name "Whitlock". Lol. The Twilight one is... interesting xD I like the original one. Post the next part? And I really want to read the one that you told me you were writing, the one about Chima Hawk.

And Aliceeeee, is that you?

[ETHAN WHITLOCK]

xD I was wondering the same thing,and this is what I've gotten so far. I haven't really finished it. xD Soo here ya goh. xD

Aura Broils- A Twilight Parody

Snifistic Spot:
Sigh. Moving. I found myself in one of my mother’s expressive conversations, about how she wanted more for me than the simple life I had. I really didn’t need adventure. All I needed was someone to make my coffee, make my bed, and do my laundry. That’s all I really needed,but apperantly my mother thougwht differently.
“Well your father really wants to see you, and you’ve always wanted to go to Canada.” That was when I was seven. I had grown up. “Mother. I love you so much,but sometimes you forget I’m accutlly not seven years old anymore.” I said with a sigh, while watching my mother pack up my clothes. “C’MON CHIMA! YOU’LL LOVE IT! LIVE A LITTLE!” I rolled my eyes at my mom’s sudden change of attitude. “Uhm, yeah. Cold weather, sled dogs for school busses,and fish every night for food. Wah-hoo.” I threw my hand up in a circular motion. “ Ergh. Chima. You know that Vancover,Canada is nothing like that. Its acctully a lot different then how your dad describes it.” I rolled my eyes again. “Dad’s always right mom. Never doubt the power of dad!” My mom laughed. Then she kissed me on the forhead,and whispered something in my ear. “GOOD-BYE CHIMA If you find you hate it,just give me a call.” I rolled my eyes, I thought this wasn’t decided yet,but who was I too argue with my mother?
My mother followed me to the car. I was on my way to the airport. I put my arm on the handrest and my fingers started rummaging a bit. I was making a loud rucus. “CHIMA! CHIMA! Just because your name is Chima, doesn’t mean you can start sounding like chimes.” I laughed reluctant like. I sounded nothing like chimes. I was gracefull when I talked. I sounded like a little woodland fairy flying through the forest. My mother continued. “And no Chima, you sound nothing like a woodland fairy. So get that out of your head.” Way to burst my bubble mom. I made the face that I used in chatrooms and wrote it on a piece of paper. I showed it to my mom. “._.” My mother looked confused. “Confucious says I have no idea what that is,and I never will.” My mother was seriously out of line on the teenage symbols that us teenage peeps used. I continued to look out the window we were finally at the airport. I ran outside, I couldn’t stand another one of my mother’s remarks. “BYE HONEY!” She yelled as I ran to the waiting area thingy. She never called me honey. I had no idea why she did today. Whatever reason, I didn’t care. My father was waiting for me in Vancover.
When the time came to get on the airplane I was craving peanuts. It was a good thing airplanes had peanuts. I saw somebody following me. “Hello.” She said with a smile. I could tell this would be a long ride,as the girl looked like she was someone who got a conversation out of anything. Kind of like my friends back home.
“Uhm, hi. I’m uh.. Chima, Chima Hawk.” The girl looked at me with a smile on her face. While she was smiling she began to twist her straight brunette hair around her finger. Like preppy snobby girls would. Great. This one is defentally a friend to keep. That was all that was on my head at the time. After I had a bunch of long confusing thoughts, the girl finally replied. “Oh great name Chima! My name is Jackie.Jackie Hamley. I’m like really excited about being on this like flight with you. So, like what brings you to the grand “Vancover”?” The girl asked. I smirked. “Well uhm, I’m moving there.” The girl’s mouth changed to a perfect “O” shape. “OH MY GOD! I LIVE THERE WE SHOULD LIKE TOATS GO SHOPPING” “Oh my god.” I mumbled to my self. This one was a real keeper. Then I began to be serious. “Sure. I’d like that.” I said hiding a frown.
Jackie smiled. “GREAT! And when we get there I want you to meet my friends because chances are we’ll be going to the same school, WE COULD BE BEST FRIENDS!” Great. That would be just great. Another thing I thought to myself. I decided I would keep conversations up on the flight to Vancover. Jackie would after all keep me entertained. “Sure. I’d like that.” I lied again. I guess I was pretty good at lying,which probably wasn’t a good thing. It was just something to get me out of trouble,because if you knew me, you’d know that Chima Hawk gets into trouble often. There was no reason for lying though. Besides the fact that Jackie was a toatall preppy snobby rich kid who cared nothing for herself.
The airplane FINALLY landed in Vancover. Jackie was getting so annoying. I know knew how my mom felt. “Uhm. Jackie. I have to meet up with my father. I will-“ Jackie finished the sentence for me. “Oh okay! Perfectly fine! I know moving is hard,and I can’t wait too see you at school on Monday!” I was freaked now. First of all I didn’t tell “Jackie” if that was her real name what school I went too. Second of all. I didn’t tell her what county I lived in. Third of all. This Jacky person seemed kind of stalkerish. I really didn’t care.She was officaly my “friend”
I walked to my dad’s car. He was the official pizza delivery dude,and he picked me up in his delivery car. “Hey Chimes. Would you like some pizza?” “No, Chuckie Hawk, I already ate,but thanks!” Chuckie laughed. “Okay Chimes. Imma drive us home.” Nawh DUH? My dad was so stupid. I probably shouldn’t have thought that about him,but I did. Which was unfortante. However, it was like me. “Okay Chuckster.” I called my dad Chuckster for some akward reason. Usually when I first met up with him I called him by his full name. It was just my father and I’s tradition. I called him dad any other day but the first day I was with him I usually called him “Chuckie” or “Chuckster” My mom and him were divorced or as my mom called it “widowed” She always would creep me out. I thought she got that from an episode of The Suite Life Of Zack and Cody.
I walked into the house. It was pretty decent,for a guy who was a pizza delivery dude. I walked upstairs to see my bedroom. What it was was decorated with green plants, and palm trees. And,when I walked in my room. My dad immediatally started playing, “Something About The Sunshine” by Sterling Knight,and Margaret, whatever her last name was. I laughed ,because he put on sunglasses and started dancing. “SOMETHING ABOUT THE SUNSHINE BABY SEEING YOU WITH A WHOLE NEW LIGHT! OUT OF THIS WORLD FOR THE FIRST TIME BABY I HOPE ITS All RIGHT!” I put my head in my hands,and sighed. “Just stop dad.” He laughed. “BUT I’m THE COOL PARENT” I laughed so hard. “You sure are dad.”


Thats it soo far. xD